i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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garlic bread is fucking gross

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  • me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk


I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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